Newest I'm bored ideas are at the bottom of the page!
~Try not to think about wolves for 1-5 minutes.
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about wolves anyway.
~Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with
mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion.
Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at
least 30 seconds more entertainment.
~Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
~Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks
out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over
their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
~Try to not think about wolffazed. yolasite.com..........bet you can't!!! | ]
~Ask a question nobody can answer.
~Bark at people (or your dog)!
~Blink a lot
~Blow bubbles with bubble gum
~Blow on a soda bottle to make music
~Blow up a balloon until it pops
~Boil ice cream, yum!
~Boldly go where no man has gone before
~Bounce a potato
~Brush your teeth...with mustard (lollerskates)
~Call a wrong number and talk to whoever answers...pretend to be looking for Mr. Rodgers.
~Make funny faces at people and watch their reaction.
~Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g.
flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out
sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.
~Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make
you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying
at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.
~Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even
bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for
what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or
about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
~Bury your father’s car.
~Say random sentences to confuse people in the middle of a conversation like "Wait... i got it. PIZZA" (I used that on white fang l.o.l.)
~~Make a whole bunch of sounds with your mouth until you got your own little mouth band.
~Try to shake your butt without moving your stomach (ok this ones lame, but amusing to watch)
~Stare at the ceiling until an idea hits you, or a bug that was crawling on the ceiling.
~WATCH SESAME STREET (i bet you white fang will eventually get rid of this)
Will not!!!!!~white fang
~Play the bongos on your parents heads
~Read our random facts page!
~Call your friends, yell PANCAKE!, and then hang up.
~Act dead and see what your pet will do.
~Talk into a phone until it actually rings, pick it up and yell "I WAS HAVING AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION. GEEZ." and hang up. (more fun to do in front of parents and siblings)
~Ask subway to put McDonald french fries in your sandwhich. Remember that you always have it your way.
~Ask a hobo what he does for living.
~Send a text to somebody who has no idea of how to use a phone
Like my grandpa and grandma.
~Figure out what W.A.A.A.U.C.D.I! stands for. (Only howler knows, its not on Google.)
~What show do you hate the most? Watch it until you find something better to do.
~To hyper for any of these? Go to sleep.
~Lick a strawberry
~Kill an ant and then go out in public crying and screaming "I'M A MURDERER!!" Watch for reactions.
~Go running out side yelling wiggle butt is in my hut like your insane and wait for a reaction.
~Go hunting for a unicorn. You might wanna try the zoo, I've seen these big fat gray ones. they have horns and everything except everybody calls them rhinos.
~Go to the contest page!
~Play call of duty: black opps and stare at a zombie.
~ Text a random person saying that you like to say antidisastablishmentareism its the longest word in the dictionary, i just don't know how to spell it!
~Watch all of the Harry Potter movies then talk like your one of the characters with a stick as your wand.
~Go build a trap for ants or pets.
~Have a sleeping contest.
~Go act like wolves and call cars bo-ats and run away from "hunters."
~Raise money by selling hobo teeth!
~Make a video about your fantasyland.
~Experiment on waffles.
~Draw a picture of a unicorn juggling a cat, a monster, a person in a space suite , and a mouse holding a TV and draw a penguin beating up a leprechaun riding a lion inside the TV!
~Try writing a cool story with your eyes closed.
~Act out a movie you love.
~Fake fight.
~Make a sculpture of a tooth pick (it will be easy).
