You've herd people say to some one who's grumpy that they "woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" which is figurative speech. Well, this morning was like any other morning where my dog WIGGLE BUTT came in the room and woke me up with a fart. But when I got up I noticed that I was on the OPPOSITE side of the bed! I have no idea what's so ever how I got there but it must have been a comfortable spot, because I woke up in a good mood!
Peace MC nuggets from WHITE FANG!